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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1620 on: July 11, 2022, 02:32:31 PM »
We're scheduling an appointment with a lawyer to discuss a new Will. I hope he doesn't have any plumbing bills! :Thinking: :toothgrin:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1621 on: August 19, 2022, 06:28:12 AM »
It is a common misconception that cats cannot be taught to do tricks, in contrast to dogs. We have four cats and all of them easily mastered the tricks shown here.
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1622 on: August 31, 2022, 08:09:36 AM »
NPR Report:
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A truck hit the center divider on I-80 ... Monday morning, slathering several lanes in quickly crushed tomatoes and forcing morning commuters to...








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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1623 on: August 31, 2022, 08:20:58 AM »
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play ketchup!

Meanwhile;
Local police refuse to issue tickets to hundreds of sauced driver!
A truck crash dumped thousands of glass jars of Alfredo sauce!

In related news:                     
Italian ancestry judge accused of biased decisions.
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
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CAUTION! Childhood vaccinations cause adults! :yes:

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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1624 on: September 15, 2022, 02:23:58 PM »
Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen...
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