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Offline Bill

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Mommy that man smells!!
« on: December 20, 2003, 10:36:39 PM »
The other day I do my normal shower and head out to work.
That day happened to be a lot of heavy ground grunt work.
Around noon I stop by the house to get a bite to eat and see that I need some dog food etc.
Run back out to the rat race and stop at the local market afterwards.

Standing in line .... "Mommy that man smells!!"

Can't say anything what ever at the kid so you look up and up and up at mom.
Think she already had a run in with Tyson ... every military combat unit on the planet even!

Paid and left shaking.

Dreambird WAS THAT YOU????? ... as I run the low ground again .... <gr>
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2003, 07:22:11 AM »
Nope, sorry Bill couldn'a been... "my" Mommy and I spent the whole day at the Zoo... biggrin.gif blink.gif
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2003, 07:47:28 AM »
I've heard that it was once believed those layers of dirt protected you from disease. Therefore, someone invented perfume! Now, someone will find a link to confirm or refute that historical (read hysterical) tidbit.
Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Cupertino can have better TV reception.

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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2003, 11:07:29 AM »
Knew it couldn't of been you DB cus you're a woman.
All women are beautiful whether they're two legged, or four.
Actually seen some four that have much better attitudes .... my Bridge or Smokey will eat left over pizza .... try bringing home a half hamburger {was going to type hotdog YEAH RIGHT} .... but this .... this .... creature was ....<-fill in what ya want there. smile.gif
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2003, 03:54:35 PM »
... was a 7' hairy Yeti wearing Army boots?? biggrin.gif tongue.gif

I'll do leftover pizza... but not half eaten burgers... wink.gif
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