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Horrible Truck Wreck!!!
« Reply #1665 on: July 16, 2024, 08:31:48 AM »
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.

According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.

as reported by my wife and Reddit
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Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1666 on: July 16, 2024, 10:04:03 AM »
I thought that the thesaurus became extinct 60 million years ago.
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