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Offline jwboyd

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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1545 on: March 06, 2021, 04:28:07 PM »
Q: Who built King Arthur's round table?

A: Sir Cumferemce
I'm not a complete idiot -- a few parts are missing!

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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1546 on: March 21, 2021, 10:59:46 AM »
They told me I was gullible...




and I BELIEVED them!!
Neil
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Oh, and a G3 DV-SE (OS9.*) in the cupboard behind me...

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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1547 on: April 12, 2021, 01:56:33 PM »
A few smiles:
 
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness.  I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
 
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.  Turns out it was the refrigerator.
 
My bucket list:  keep breathing.
 
Camping:  where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
 
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say:  "close enough."
 
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
 
 I'm a multitasker.  I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!
 
Retirement to do list:  Wake up.  Nailed it!
 
Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.
 
When you can't find the sunshine...be the sunshine.
 
I don't have grey hair.  I have wisdom highlights.
 
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
 
 I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
 
My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!
 
 I'd grow my own food if only I could find bacon seeds.
 
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
 
Some people are like clouds, once they disappear it's a beautiful day.
 
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
 
I came.  I saw.  I forgot what I was doing.  I retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on…
Jon

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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1548 on: April 13, 2021, 09:48:41 AM »
I came.  I saw.  I forgot what I was doing.  I retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on…

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