Post by: beacher on May 27, 2006, 07:45:08 PM
"Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
"Surely I can't look that old?" Well, you'll love this one!
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be
the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
have been my classmate. Hmmm . . . or could he?
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Columbia High
School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Bomber," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate? I asked.
He answered, "In 1964. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a b****
asked, "What did you teach?"
cracked me up!
Post by: Gregg on May 28, 2006, 01:20:24 PM
When his AP History teacher told him he'd passed the test, he said.....
"I must have had a good teacher."
She told his mother and me that almost made her cry on the spot.
Post by: Texas Mac Man on May 28, 2006, 02:10:50 PM
Post by: gunug on May 28, 2006, 05:12:00 PM