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Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: Highmac on June 12, 2006, 03:58:19 AM
A Czech man goes to the optician who shows him a card with the letters

C Z W X N Q S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Czech replies, "I know the guy..."
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: Gregg on June 12, 2006, 07:41:55 AM
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Good way to start the week, with a laugh!
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: David on June 12, 2006, 09:49:00 AM
This reminds me of the little-known fact that Oslo is in the middle of Czechoslovakia. toothgrin.gif
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: Texas Mac Man on June 12, 2006, 03:59:09 PM
A lot of folks can't understand how we come to have an oil shortage in
our country.
~~~
Well there is a simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our oil is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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Texas
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Utah
and
Wyoming
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
WASHINGTON D. C.
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: kcourt on June 12, 2006, 05:33:04 PM
Good one.

Kathy flower-smilie.gif
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: sunset on June 13, 2006, 12:05:51 AM
Love it, Tom--that's great and pretty darn true!!!
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: RHPConsult on June 13, 2006, 01:28:03 AM
Gregg:

HighMac's quip which started this thread is the reason that visiting Prague is such an . . . uh . . . adventure
Title: OT - Monday humour
Post by: Gregg on June 13, 2006, 07:46:30 AM
If beer is so inexpensive, you'd think they'd have enough cash left to buy a few vowels. wink.gif