Post by: RHPConsult on December 13, 2006, 10:34:13 AM
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Snowman
It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
Wearing white is always appropriate.
Winter is the best of the four seasons.
It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
We're all made up of mostly water.
You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
Avoid yellow snow.
Don't get too much sun.
It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
Always put your best foot forward.
There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
Post by: Xairbusdriver on December 13, 2006, 11:09:50 AM
Most body details are not important.
Life is short, make the most of it.
From dust we come, to dust we go. ( snowflake nuclei are dust specks )
Post by: Gregg on December 13, 2006, 12:04:26 PM
Post by: D76 on December 13, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
QUOTE(Gregg @ Dec 13 2006, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you can't see your feet, how are ya 'sposed to know which one is the best?
That's right! Furthermore, if you can put your best foot forward, you have at least three feet.
Post by: RHPConsult on December 13, 2006, 03:06:34 PM
Post by: Xairbusdriver on December 14, 2006, 10:29:56 AM
QUOTE("D76")
...if you can put your best foot forward, you have at least three feet...
I protest! I have a 'best foot' and I put it forward 50% of the time when walking or running ( although rarely done )! And I absolutely do not have more than two feet! The fact that you are ignorant about which of your feet is 'best' is no excuse for using incorrect generali(z/s)ations about the knowledge of others! I may take this up with the SPCA! 
now where is my stockpile of snowballs...
Post by: Gregg on December 14, 2006, 12:07:47 PM