Post by: beacher on August 10, 2008, 02:20:10 PM
Thanks!
Post by: Bbob on August 10, 2008, 04:18:27 PM
QUOTE(beacher @ Aug 10 2008, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A few years ago, one of you guys (I think) posted a link to a site that had "award winning" cliche literature ("It was a dark and stormy night. . ."), and I heard it mentioned again last week, but was in the car, and didn't have a way to write it down. Do you still have a link to that site?
Thanks!
Thanks!
Try the following:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulwer-Lytton_Fiction_Contest
The annual contest produces some hilarious opening sentences
Post by: Gregg on August 10, 2008, 06:45:45 PM
Post by: weldiger on August 29, 2008, 09:02:05 AM
RHP gave me one written by an old friend of his several years ago.
Aphorisms galore
If it ain't the one you were looking for -
I'll refund your money.
Post by: Xairbusdriver on August 29, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
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Aphorisms galore
Man, either that's a tough crowd to impress or the submissions aren't too good! Didn't spend a lot of time there but didn't see more than one submission over two stars (Not much use)! I bookmarked it, anyway. Could be entertaining and even useful! Thanks! Good to "see" you again, also! 
Post by: weldiger on August 29, 2008, 03:17:06 PM
aphorisms-galore
I used to get an email every day from the original site. But haven't been using it for quite a while.
xabd, one of these days I'm gonna post a picture of that house.
[don't get around much any more]
wd
Post by: Gregg on August 29, 2008, 08:39:36 PM
QUOTE(weldiger @ Aug 29 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This might work better than the one I posted earlier.
aphorisms-galore
aphorisms-galore
Don't go in there! You may never come out...
Post by: krissel on August 30, 2008, 02:44:22 AM
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
So good to see you.
