He, he.
Maybe it's time we start a reverse Nigerian email scam.... poor spelling and grammar included.
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Dear Mr. Mobutu,
Your assistance is needed. We have owner of a great sum of money that is set in bank accounts. These moneys can not be sent to ourself directly do to US government rules. You can be of help in getting this money and for your time we will give you 40 percent of these amount which is billions of dollars.
But in order for you to be allowed to be a party to the transaction, you need to have holdings at a US bank of $100,000 or more. Once you have deposited that amount you can give me the number of account and we will then be able to move these moneys to your account. You will then take out the whole amount, keep your share and send the rest to us.
Waiting for your reply,
Andrew Madoff
Mark Madoff