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But...but...what else could it be?!

Excuse me, I'm off to 'battle' those 60's!!!
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Are the mosquitoes out yet?
Are you referring to Canada's National Bird?
Actually, with the probable extreme irritation of certain animal "rights" groups, most of the South takes mosquitos very, very seriously.
There are often city/county/state rules on disposition of old tires and other super mosquito breeding junk. There are also spraying programs in larger inhabited areas. Those 'little' buggers are just superb disease carriers! That is another reason we shoo them all North! 
BTW, I have absolutely no idea who will win the game (which may even be over by now)!
Just hope it's fair and well played!
And that no one will get hurt by flying corks!!!