Highmac, what a nice offer! Return airfare, huh? You'd have to stay and let me feed you lasagna, and of course, you'd want to see all the sights, and then you could go to the metro salon for men and women and we could get mani-pedis, and then since Vegas is a few hours away we'd have to go there, and then...and then... and then... well, you may never want to go back "home" except for visits. I'd hate to disrupt your life like that, so have to kindly not take you up on your offer for me to pay for return airfare. (sigh) It's probably for the best this way.

Thanks for the hammer/safety glasses idea!
Smiles,
Sooz