MANY HAPPY RETURNS, FRANCES !!!

Have a GOLDEN day - hope all your four-legged friends know.
And - as a special birthday treat - found this on the web. Do you relate to these?
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You know you are a horseperson when:
-You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
-Your horses' hair is in better condition than your own.
-You refer to your car as "my portable tack room".
-You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle shop, then disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
-You have the vet's number but not your kid's pediatrician on your speed dial.
-Your spouse can track dirt into the house all they want, but God help them if they muddy up the tack room.
-Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat as a pin.
-Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair all over them.
-You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took too long at the barn.
-Only horsepeople would spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon.
And many happy returns to Danielle as well - Where have you been lately 
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Just woken up, with BeAnne wedged to my side and realised I am 50yo. Ouch!
This is something that comes to us all if we continue that long! Happy birthday; hope you have a nice time today!