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Just give an access code to your delivery driver
With my luck, he'd be sick that day! Of course, one could always just write it on a note, hide it under the doormat where you keep the key to the door...

$599!
I think I'll approach the five neighbors whose front porches I can see. "For $100, I'll watch your front porch for a full year, 365 days and secure any packages that are delivered! And I'll call and leave a message on your phone, email or text! And, you don't even have to pick up your package! I'll bring it to you whenever you're ready for it!"
That should go a long way to paying for my LandPort, which I can then use for other, more distant neighbors. Of course, I'll only charge $50 a year if another ten sign up or renew the contract!
This 'retirement' thing is may not be as fixied income a deal as I thought!