One of our British Admins...
Thanks for being discreet, Jim, but I don't mind owning up. Wouldn't want one of the other British admins to get the blame 
Anyway, thanks for the link.
Just for the record, the online wordcount service I mentioned in that other thread was Word-Count Tool. Probably as quick if you keep a bookmark for it. Just C&P into the window. And definitely - without any shadow of doubt - quicker than the method you suggested in the humour thread 