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Title: Monday Grins
Post by: RNKIII on July 21, 2003, 04:45:26 PM
Quotes to make you grin....


"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it."
- Moses Hadas

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
- Robert Redford

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder





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Bob K.
Title: Monday Grins
Post by: Highmac on July 21, 2003, 05:48:30 PM
One of our particularly unpopular MPs (among other things he supported Saddam Hussein) asked a colleague: "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?"
Reply came "It saves time, George." biggrin.gif
Title: Monday Grins
Post by: kimmer on July 21, 2003, 06:02:22 PM
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
--Groucho Marx