Post by: jb on August 04, 2003, 10:52:13 PM
* On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
* On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
* Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
* Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."
* In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
* Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick
your nose!"
* On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
* In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
* On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
* At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."
* In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
jb
Post by: ljocampo on August 05, 2003, 12:56:53 AM
