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Title: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Xairbusdriver on March 14, 2020, 03:58:09 PM
Going outside: NOT CANCELED!
Music: NOT CANCELED!
Family: NOT CANCELED!
Reading: NOT CANCELED!
Singing: NOT CANCELED!
Laughing: NOT CANCELED!
Hope: NOT CANCELED!

Be thankful for what we have NOT CANCELED!

Don't forget to remain at least a meter away from your computer! We all know they have "bugs"! :coolio:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: jchuzi on March 14, 2020, 04:19:21 PM
Beware of loud talk about reproduction. Too much aural sex can give you hearing AIDS.  :whistling:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Highmac on March 15, 2020, 06:50:18 AM
MORE Breaking News: Cancel your Number 1 "Not cancelled"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51895873 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51895873)


It's not as bad for me as I thought it might be since, in 18 months or so, I can go out again.


By then I won't be an over-70...






I'll be an over-80  :toothgrin:
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EDIT: Serious question - why does the forum insert strange instructions that I can't delete?
Edit by a super-admin
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Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Xairbusdriver on March 15, 2020, 10:06:36 AM
But the Ministry did not say to stay INSIDE your home! Just make sure there are fewer than 500 people in your garden. :thumbup: A thoughtful host will always provide ample hand sanitizer, of course.

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why does the forum insert strange instructions that I can't delete?
I think it is caused by Microsoft Word. Delete that app ASAP along with all it's "support" files and extensions! Then...

wash your hands for 21 seconds. :Thinking:

Serious answer: :dntknw:
I never even knew the size tag could use a percentage value!
Perhaps you composed the post on a mobile device and your "cursor" is too fat; you may have applied both the font and size buttons simultaneously (or at the same time, for those multi-syllabically challenged)?

I will notify Our Leader about possibly enhancing the limits on your editorial capabilities. In the mean time...
go wash your hands!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Xairbusdriver on March 16, 2020, 11:36:45 AM
Correction: Limit the folks in your house/yard to 50. Only exception is if your manor house is white... :rolleyes: