Post by: jepinto on August 07, 2003, 06:54:10 PM
Considering I really can't know if it's rude, or obscene, I'll have to ask if one of our "English" speakers would mind translating "off board".
Post by: Paddy on August 07, 2003, 08:46:45 PM
Post by: Mrious_be on August 09, 2003, 08:44:30 AM
Post by: taliesin on August 09, 2003, 04:30:39 PM
I don't doubt, Your Majesty, that you've noticed that "British Jokes" one day or not, that is an Aussie site.
And thus very nearly as alien to us as you are.
Tell: are you on the 'Naughty Jokes' list as well?
Post by: jepinto on August 10, 2003, 10:53:54 AM
QUOTE(taliesin @ Aug 9 2003, 5:30 PM)
So that's where she gets them!
I don't doubt, Your Majesty, that you've noticed that "British Jokes" one day or not, that is an Aussie site.
And thus very nearly as alien to us as you are.
Tell: are you on the 'Naughty Jokes' list as well?
I don't doubt, Your Majesty, that you've noticed that "British Jokes" one day or not, that is an Aussie site.
And thus very nearly as alien to us as you are.
Tell: are you on the 'Naughty Jokes' list as well?
You know us Americans, give us a British sounding accent, we think they all the same.
Paddy translated some for me, and NO, they are not postable. I did learn some knew words though
Who'd thought a word for small country house could be construed as that?Paddy and I are both lost on some, so Neil gets to translate the rest.
The "naughty list" is not bad, if one doesn't mind certain words.
Post by: Highmac on August 10, 2003, 02:06:48 PM
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Post by: george on August 10, 2003, 02:49:07 PM
do not try and sign in go to the left column and choose JOKES and go on from there.
Not my cup of tea.
George.
Post by: krissel on August 10, 2003, 10:22:50 PM
I loved this one and we can all relate...
QUOTE
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above
New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan,
Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator
exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began
to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the
compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is
that we're about to crash. The good news is that there are four
parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the
door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am
the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the
world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he
grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and
into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The
world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a
parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali
Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have
known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take
a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's
smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan,
Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator
exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began
to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the
compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is
that we're about to crash. The good news is that there are four
parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the
door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am
the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the
world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he
grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and
into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The
world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a
parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali
Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have
known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take
a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's
smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
