Post by: Bbob on August 23, 2003, 10:49:05 AM
HOW MANY DISCUSSION GROUP POSTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" . . . another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and which brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again and
1 list curmudgeon who queries what all this has to do with him and threatens to disbar the original poster.
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Thanks to Barbara Quint, editor of "Searcher" magazine, for providing this gem.
Post by: Bruce_F on August 23, 2003, 11:40:38 AM
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1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
Looks like we have one here on Techsurvivors! B)
...only it hasn't been six months!
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Post by: Bbob on August 23, 2003, 11:57:34 AM
Missed seeing it.
Someone should now tell me to do a search before posting.
Post by: ljocampo on August 23, 2003, 05:31:04 PM
Post by: Gregg on August 24, 2003, 05:50:32 AM
QUOTE(ljocampo @ Aug 23 2003, 4:31 PM)
Can I ask you a question about my desk lamp?
Unless I'm mistaken, you just did. Let's vote on whether or not to allow another one.
Post by: ljocampo on August 24, 2003, 05:06:46 PM
Post by: Dreambird on August 24, 2003, 05:25:05 PM
What OS is that running? Had any lightning strikes lately... yada yada yada...
Post by: ljocampo on August 24, 2003, 05:32:14 PM
