Post by: Dreambird on December 31, 2003, 07:20:42 PM
This is one no one can blame on you...
What's to blame anyway... I sure am Happy to have you around this board...
Post by: RobW on December 31, 2003, 08:14:15 PM
Post by: pendragon on December 31, 2003, 08:37:00 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When my Mac crashes,
I blame it on you!
Best of birthday cheers Sir Bernie. You are indeed a delight. Really!
Harv
Post by: Bernie on December 31, 2003, 08:46:53 PM
( I almost forgot my own Bday) 
Post by: Bernie on December 31, 2003, 08:51:45 PM
Hey ya Harv! and most of alll RobW. Hmm, Where Griz?
Also, Please keep BIOB
Post by: Gary S on December 31, 2003, 08:51:56 PM
MacComedy.com
Post by: Bernie on December 31, 2003, 08:55:41 PM
Post by: chrisharjo on December 31, 2003, 10:04:06 PM
How many years is that? I hope you aren't older than me (10/14/63) Keep up the advice, yours to me has been real Helpful. Don't let things slow you down and have a Happy New year.
Post by: jepinto on January 01, 2004, 05:22:07 AM
Post by: kelly on January 01, 2004, 08:17:26 AM
We're Blaming you for listing it on the 1st.
Check the Calender.
Post by: RobW on January 01, 2004, 09:20:11 AM
Post by: Bernie on January 01, 2004, 11:05:52 AM
Post by: Dreambird on January 01, 2004, 11:16:04 AM
Well then I'll just "have" to tell you if it's on the 11th you share it with my puppy, Spencer... he's gonna be 13...
Post by: Xairbusdriver on January 01, 2004, 01:16:47 PM
I'm
not about
to waste
my time
and
energy on
unneccessary
sentiments
when the
date is not
yet here!
Just because
Bernie is
responsible
for 99% of
the problems
with our Mac's
and this board,
I don't think
he rates extra
attention when
it's not really
his birthday. So
don't expect
any praises and
congratulations
and
best wishes
and all that sappy stuff! You'll just have to wait your turn like all my other good friends!
HAPPY early BIRTHDAY!
Post by: RHPConsult on January 01, 2004, 02:04:07 PM
While violets display different hues.
But there are plenty of each, on Parade floats, olé!
In honor (we thought) of . . .well, doncha know who?
Some think Pasadena’s gala is really quite fine,
Displaying floral beauties worldwide.
But, we who know better, while enjoying the show,
Declare here with joy and with pride.
'Tis Bernie they’re fete-ing in LA today,
The Man of the Hour and Day.
We trust you’ll enjoy yourself all of “your’ day, Bern,
As TeeEssers dispatch loud and cheery, “Hoorays!"
Then, along comes Ole Bern, to dash water quite cold
On this "Party" which was just getting started,
It fits, does it not, that when he's around
Stuff Happens, Dates are Wrong, ice cream's melted.
So we'll just have to wait 'til the eleventh, it seems
To heap praise on our pal, waaay down south, B)
Who gets to shovel sand on the beach, not snow on the walks,
'Cause this game's been called, on account of a balk!
Post by: Al on January 01, 2004, 04:36:55 PM
B)
Post by: Bernie on January 01, 2004, 07:42:14 PM
Post by: Paddy on January 01, 2004, 08:13:04 PM
A typo perhaps? Missed a '1'?
Post by: RobW on January 01, 2004, 08:14:01 PM
Post by: Bernie on January 01, 2004, 08:24:31 PM
Post by: krissel on January 01, 2004, 10:16:37 PM
Hope your Natal Day is a HAPPY ONE!!!
Don't know what we would do without our Bernie?
Post by: Highmac on January 02, 2004, 04:21:24 AM
Post by: dolphin on January 02, 2004, 09:54:50 AM
Ohhh let me add my congrats early also...my mother's is on the 12th...oops! I'd better run out an get a card RIGHT NOW!!!
Have a good one Bern!!!
Post by: beacher on January 02, 2004, 02:32:40 PM
Post by: themagpie on January 02, 2004, 03:49:09 PM
Margie
Post by: Gary S on January 02, 2004, 05:48:33 PM
birthday. I suggest we try and do so considering how important Bernie is to all of us.
If it doesn't pan out we can BIOB.
Post by: Bernie on January 02, 2004, 05:57:27 PM
Yu Dah Man GaryS !
Post by: Dreambird on January 02, 2004, 10:51:35 PM
Post by: Gary S on January 04, 2004, 12:41:07 AM
Happy Birthday Bernie.
7 down 6 to go.
Post by: Gary S on January 09, 2004, 04:39:28 PM
Post by: Bernie on January 09, 2004, 09:08:52 PM
Spelled Lawn MORE wrong. Get it! LOL
Post by: Dreambird on January 09, 2004, 10:24:10 PM
What did you do to deserve that Bernie...
Post by: Mrious_be on January 09, 2004, 10:41:46 PM
Post by: krissel on January 09, 2004, 11:48:34 PM
Post by: Bernie on January 10, 2004, 05:48:37 PM
Al got a Sand blower for his Bday LOL B)Our weather
Post by: Xairbusdriver on January 10, 2004, 08:42:01 PM
And besides, it's already the 11th over in HighMac's home! And it's your fault anyway!!!
But I do hope you have a great day! Just don't hurt yourself!
Post by: Gary S on January 10, 2004, 11:53:52 PM
It's 11:46 here but it's 12:46 on the East coast so....
Happy Birthday BERNIE!!!!!
Post by: jepinto on January 11, 2004, 05:24:53 AM
Post by: RobW on January 11, 2004, 07:42:26 AM
Time flies! It seems like just the other day we were wishing you a Happy Birthday! Well, happy birthday again!!!
Post by: pendragon on January 11, 2004, 08:10:19 AM
Still, best cheers of the day.
Harv
Post by: themagpie on January 11, 2004, 08:55:41 AM
Margie
Post by: kelly on January 11, 2004, 09:03:37 AM
Hope you do something fun besides mowing the lawn.
Post by: Gary S on January 11, 2004, 09:21:19 AM
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Bernie,
Happy birthday to you.
Sung to the tune of.......Down by the River.
Have a good one Bernie.
Post by: RHPConsult on January 11, 2004, 09:48:17 AM
For us to send Ole Bern real cheer
No more countdowns, no more glitches
No more guises, or surprises.
On Jan First, this thread began
As we all lined up, our Bern to praise,
Only to find, Ooops, more days required,
A gala celebration had misfired!
Most surely, all knew, who to blame
For such a state of pure confusion,
There was no mystery, no delusion
‘Twas Bern, alone, without collusion.
But, Hooray! it’s now been straightened out,
So, please - - in unison - - all rise to shout
“Happy Birthday, Bern”, is surely, rightly due
And that’s what TeeEss, shipped overnight, to YOU.
Post by: Bernie on January 11, 2004, 10:41:21 AM
I did the lawn yesterday. Today Ann and I are going to go Shopping for a New lawnmower, fertilizer for the grass, Then off to Frys Electronics for some Goodies Once home. I'm going to be lazy all day. Maybe I'll even Bug you guys all day LOL OH! before I forget I'm going to the TS online store "Ann Where's your C Card "
Thanks to all my TS family. Bill to! Where ever you are? Hey! DB Jennie Garys Kelly airbusdriver
RHP themagpie RobW Hmm ? OH! my Buddy Harv too " I'm watching you Harv"
Post by: Al on January 11, 2004, 10:44:20 AM
Happy Birthday Bernie!
Hope it was a good one! Don't strain yourself with the new mower.....
Aloha,
Post by: Bernie on January 11, 2004, 10:59:30 AM
Nahhhhhhh
Post by: Diana on January 11, 2004, 03:41:15 PM
I hope your day has gone well and only gets better..
Waving from the slopes of Big Sky, Montana...been playin' in the snow.
see ya,
Post by: Mayo on January 11, 2004, 04:38:50 PM
Post by: beacher on January 11, 2004, 05:51:31 PM
(Finally! Man, this was a long running B-Day. . .)
Post by: krissel on January 11, 2004, 08:04:47 PM
Post by: cdub1988 on January 11, 2004, 11:01:25 PM
Estas el rey de problemas Macintosh.
Feliz cumpleanos, amigo.
Todos por Dios, El Bernito!
Perdona, mi espanol es muy malo.
Post by: () on January 12, 2004, 12:38:44 AM
Happy Birthday to U! and many, many more...
Happy BD Bern,