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2003 / 2 religious jokes

« on: March 07, 2003, 12:25:00 PM »

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.

Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also probably a Honda, because the
apostles
were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in
Eden?
A. "Your mother ate us out of house and home."

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

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2003 / Blue & White startup slow

« on: February 16, 2003, 07:42:00 PM »

Here's one possibility:

Inside the System Folder is a folder named "Servers".

If there is anything inside it, trash it and retest.

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2003 / Please, update your profile ...

« on: February 15, 2003, 12:39:00 PM »

Bill,

I did the profile and the socks.

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2003 / Question about Power Point 98 Viewer?

« on: February 17, 2003, 04:30:00 PM »

hehe,

I launched OE and its first run installer launched and trashed those four items.

I can manually put them back when I want the PP viewer, then remove them before launching OE.

If not, the first run installers keep battling it out.

MS doesn't like itself.

I tried putting the libs in the app folder - no help.

I'm off to look at OE updates.

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2003 / Question about Power Point 98 Viewer?

« on: February 17, 2003, 12:46:00 PM »

Look inside your extensions folder for a folder named MS Library.

See if the first run program added these items.

MS Container Lib (PPC)
MS Internet Library (PPC)
MS Preferences Library PPC
MS Variant Lib (PPC)