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Community / ***Beware Ladies***
« on: February 11, 2009, 11:08:55 AM »
Hi George, smile.gif  Good to meet another Brit on this very friendly, helpful forum, welcome.gif

I'd like to be able to assure you assure.gif but it depends if she's got a sense of humour, and your a brave man....I suppose you could always text her the link to this post from the safe distance of your local watering hole  drink.gif

Kind Regards,
Sylvi



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Community / ***Beware Ladies***
« on: February 10, 2009, 11:07:58 PM »


BEWARE LADIES ohmy.gif

This could happen to you

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on while the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not, it's happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago, it was just that quick.      I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these, and what happened to mine?  I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.verysad.gif

Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again, my bottom was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they left me with earlier. (Although the bottom was badly attached, at least three inches lower than my original). Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

It was two years ago when I realised my arms had been switched. One morning, I was fixing my hair, and I watched horrified, but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. blush-anim-cl.gif This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time, how clever and fiendish.

Age?  huh.gif  Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts, what could they do to me next ?

My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Christmas turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself so Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee !!!

That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs ..... and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS  mail.gif

P.S.   I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband, just in case. Paranoid.gif
 
 
Don't be what you isn't, Just be what you is, Cause when you is what you isn't, You isn't what you is.



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Community / Happy Birthday RNK!
« on: February 08, 2009, 02:33:31 PM »


Hi Bob,

A very Happy Birthday to you,  sorry it's a little late, but I do hope you had a memorable day yesterday wish.gif with lots of Yummy food drink and presents drink.gif

I have not been on TS for a few days, so I have a little catching up to do.

Best wishes,

smile.gif

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Community / Help Stop The Alaska Wolf Massacre
« on: January 27, 2009, 05:40:33 PM »
Pass the PAW Act -- End Alaska's Aerial Hunting Program!  sos.gif

Please tell Congress to support the Protect America's Wildlife (PAW) Act, legislation to close a federal loophole and curb Alaska's brutal aerial hunting program and prevent programs like it from spreading to places like the Greater Yellowstone region.

Please kindly fill out the form by clicking on the link below to urge your Representative to support the PAW Act.  It would help tremendously if you would add a personal statement of your own to this petition.  thanx.gif

Defenders Of Wildlife Action





Please help to save these beautiful wild Wolves from the cruel, barbaric Trophy Hunting, "City rich folk" in Alaska and other regions of America, who shoot them just for sport. Many are shot from small planes flying overhead chasing them for long distances until they are exhausted. Often they are not killed outright and suffer a slow, bloody, agonising death. The orphaned pups are killed too, along with their mothers, some of them new born, and still in their dens.

Hundreds have died already and many more will continue to die until the Loopholes in the State Laws are closed for ever.

Alaskan folk have twice voted to overturn the policy but the state Government continues to allow this senseless, cruel, selfish slaughter.

Please support the Protect America's Wildlife (PAW) Act. The PAW Act would end needless and cruel aerial hunting of wolves and other wildlife by closing a loophole in the Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972.

DEFENDERS OF WILDLIFE ACTION ARE HOPING TO PERSUADE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO OVERTURN THESE LAWS.

I am British born and bred and sadly have never had the privilidge of seeing a Wild Wolf living in it's natural habitat, why?,  because these beautiful animals have already been driven to extinction in the UK and many parts of Europe. It is hoped to try and re-introduce them into small areas of Scotland, and this is already under way.

Sylvi smile.gif smile.gif

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Community / For the ladies!
« on: January 24, 2009, 03:30:38 PM »
QUOTE(Xairbusdriver @ Jan 24 2009, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A little. But I usually need more help than most...but thanks for your attempt.

Hi  hi.gif   Xairbusdriver smile.gif  

Paddy sent you the link to Terry Wogan (BBC Radio 2 Presenter)
Please check out this link below, which links off the page posted by Paddy.

Togs is very much an acquired taste, and it does help if you are British/old and slightly eccentric.

The Official Togs (Terry's Old Geezers/Gals) Web Site

A home for the bewildered doh.gif  Thinking.gif


smile.gif  smile.gif  smile.gif


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Community / For the ladies!
« on: January 23, 2009, 05:41:12 PM »
QUOTE(Frances144 @ Jan 23 2009, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are all probably TOGS, the British contingency, if truth be known because Radio 1 is for Chavs, Radio 3 for the intellectual, and Radio Bore (4) is just that!  I can only get Classic FM on the internet.  So yes, I am a TOG too!

And for the uninitiated - TOGS website



Hi Frances, smile.gif

Yes Terry Wogan is an old Geezer, and those tuning into him are TOGS. I have on the odd occasion been drawn in by his Irish Blarney myself, he's a lovable old rogue salute.gif
                                                                                 
                                                                           fireworks.gif

However if you have a Digital Radio check out Planet Rock,  you won't be bored or disappointed. It's superb and has something for all those that remember the  classic original Rock/Blues Bands, from the 60's 70's era through to the present day. The DJ's include Grumpy Old Man Rick Wakeman of "Yes", Ian Anderson of "Jethro Tull", "Fish" (Derek William Dick) from the band Marillion, and the wonderful Mr Alice Cooper. You will also hear Gary Moore of "Thin Lizzy", Tony Iommi of "Black Sabbath"  and the superb Joe Bonamassa (American Blues Guitarist). You will also find long standing DJ "Kid"(David) Jensen on this station. Then again you may be a fan of Country & Western, and if so, then I am sorry there is no hope for you  laughhard.gif

I can thoroughly recommend this station :-   Planet Rock - The UK's Number 1 Classic Rock Station   superman.gif  WOW.gif  cool.gif

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Community / For the ladies!
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:23:35 AM »
QUOTE(Sylvi2909 @ Jan 22 2009, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Frances144 @ Jan 21 2009, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme..html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support




Please ignore this post. My message is shown below, I am not sure what I did wrong, but it is early days for me. I am still trying to get my head around this site and how it works.

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Community / For the ladies!
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:16:44 AM »
smile.gif   Hi Frances,

Thank you for posting, this is wonderful. I have downloaded this to keep and sent a copy to my sister, who would love this. laugh.gif

My husband us sat alongside me, I wish you could see his face . The expression is priceless Thinking.gif  He is very good in all respects and I suppose I am very fortunate really, but it "keeps them on their toes", so to speak.

P.S.  I wish wish.gif the Tech Team or whoever has set up this superb forum would add a few more Emoticons to the list, this would be very appreciated.

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Community / For the ladies!
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:04:26 AM »
QUOTE(Frances144 @ Jan 21 2009, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme..html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support


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Community / Were American Presidents Always Inaugurated Outdoors?
« on: January 21, 2009, 09:09:30 AM »


Were American Presidents Always Inaugurated Outdoors?

By Robert McNamara,    Visit My Website
James Monroe

James Monroe: a bitter controversy over chairs led to his outdoor inauguration
Library of Congress
Question: Were American Presidents Always Inaugurated Outdoors?
Answer:

No. Tradition holds that presidents take the oath of office outside the US Capitol, but outdoor inaugural ceremonies were a rarity in the early years of the nation.

The first inauguration did take place outside, but large outdoor inaugurations did not become standard practice for another 40 years.

The first president, George Washington, took the oath of office on a balcony of Federal Hall in New York City on April 30, 1789. A large crowd gathered for the celebratory event.

When Washington was sworn in for the second time, on March 4, 1793, the ceremony took place in Philadelphia, where the federal government was then located. The ceremony was held indoors, in the US Senate chamber of Congress Hall. The second president, John Adams, was also sworn in at Congress Hall, in the chamber of the US House of Representatives, on March 4, 1797.
The Federal Government, and Inaugurations, Moved to Washington, D.C.

The first president to take the oath of office in the new federal city of Washington, D.C. was Thomas Jefferson. He was sworn in on March 4, 1801, in the US Senate chamber of the Capitol, which was still under construction.

Jefferson’s second inaugural, and the two inaugurals of his successor James Madison also took place indoors at the US Capitol.

The tradition of holding inaugurations inside the Capitol building was interrupted because British troops burned the Capitol (as well as the White House) in August 1814. When James Monroe was to be inaugurated in 1817, the Capitol was still being rebuilt.

The US Congress had been meeting in a hastily constructed building known as the “Brick Capitol,” which stood on the site of the current US Supreme Court building. It seemed logical that Monroe would be inaugurated inside that building, but controversy changed those plans.
A Fight Over Chairs Moved an Inauguration Outdoors

A senate committee was in charge of arrangements for Monroe’s inauguration, scheduled for March 4, 1817. The senators wanted to use the more spacious chamber of the House of Representatives, and delivered a letter to the Speaker of the House, Henry Clay, requesting the use of the chamber.

Clay took offense, and not just over the use of the House chamber. Some political opponents of Clay said that he was angry because Monroe had not chosen him to be secretary of state, which, in the early years of the United States, was generally seen as a stepping stone to the presidency.

Those friendly to Clay said his opposition to using the House chamber for the inauguration was because he did not believe the floor would support a large crowd.

Whatever the root of the controversy might have been, a public disagreement about chairs  angry.gif
became the ostensible reason for the squabble. Henry Clay was furious that the senators intended to bring the “fine red chairs” of the Senate into the chamber. He was said to be partial to the “plain democratic chairs” of the House of Representatives.

The impasse over chairs turned ugly,  rant.gif and the senate committee decided to avoid the whole issue by simply moving the ceremony outdoors. A temporary portico was built outside the Brick Capitol, and that’s where James Monroe took the oath and delivered his first inaugural address, on March 4, 1817.

The weather was warm and sunny and a newspaper of the day, the National Intelligencer, described the pleasant and harmonious scene: “Such a concourse was never before seen in Washington; the number of persons present has actually been estimated at from five to eight thousand. Yet notwithstanding the magnitude of the assemblage, we have heard of no accident.”

And while the crowd was enormous for Washington, D.C. at that time, one person was conspicuously absent. Speaker of the House Henry Clay, still angry about chairs, or perhaps because he had not been named secretary of state, did not attend.

Four years later, James Monroe took the oath of office for the second time inside the rebuilt Capitol. John Quincy Adams was also inaugurated inside the Capitol, on March 4, 1825.
Outdoor Inaugurations Returned With Andrew Jackson

When Andrew Jackson ran for president in 1828, he was presented as a man of the people. And when he traveled from Tennessee for his inauguration, thousands of other Americans flocked to Washington to witness the event.

Jackson’s inauguration on March 4, 1829 drew the biggest crowd the city of Washington had ever seen. Thousands gathered at the Capitol, and a ship’s cable was stretched in front of the crowd to hold it back. After Jackson delivered his inaugural address and took the oath (at that time the speech came first), thousands of people did suddenly rush toward the inaugural platform on the east front of the Capitol.

Andrew Jackson retreated inside the building to escape the surging crowd. And his drawing power was such that when a reception was held at the White House that evening, so many people came that the building was nearly destroyed.

Despite the legendarily raucous reputation of Jackson’s inauguration, the idea of holding the ceremony as a large public event took hold. And it became traditional for presidents to take the oath of office on the east front of the Capitol (the location was changed to the west front of the building in 1981).

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Community / We need some Humor!!!
« on: January 20, 2009, 05:51:59 PM »


Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
 
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.
 
I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,
 
But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.
 
There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
 
Now I fully understand
About "Living in the Past".
 
We used to go to friends homes,
Baseball games and lunches.
 
Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.
 
We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.  
 
Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.
 
We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.
 
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.
 
We used to travel often
To places near and far.
 
Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.
 
We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall
 
But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
 
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.
 
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!



You pass this way only once so enjoy it while you can;
Live A Lot,
Laugh A Lot and
Love A Lot!

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