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OT: Ever wonder how old you look. . .
« on: May 27, 2006, 07:45:08 PM »
to others who graduated from your high school in your class?  Check out this posting from a girl (who shall remain nameless) who graduated a couple of years behind me. . .

"Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
"Surely I can't look that old?" Well, you'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be
the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
have been my classmate. Hmmm . . . or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Columbia High
School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Bomber," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate? I asked.

He answered, "In 1964. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a b****
asked, "What did you teach?"

smile.gif  cracked me up!

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OT: Ever wonder how old you look. . .
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 01:20:24 PM »
Then there's my eldest son....

When his AP History teacher told him he'd passed the test, he said.....

"I must have had a good teacher."

She told his mother and me that almost made her cry on the spot.
Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Cupertino can have better TV reception.

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 02:10:50 PM »
Just look at the TS banner pictures. Kinda scary isn't it?
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OT: Ever wonder how old you look. . .
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2006, 05:12:00 PM »
Texas Mac Man - I think the guy in the center of the top row is kind of like the spooky guys in horror movies!
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