BBC news magazine piece on the demise of MS's "most popular" OS which it quotes MS as having "transitioned to a non-supported status".
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While few will mourn the recalcitrant eight-year-old, many computer users will harbour fond memories of Windows 98. In automobile terms, it could be likened to a Volvo 240, a cumbersome but useful vehicle, with problems that were well-known but solvable.
It invites readers' "tributes" and it would seem that few are taking the matter too seriously:
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Word to word, crashes to crashes, dos to dos.
Dan, Redhill, Surrey
... and ends with a poetic parody I suspect Dick in particular might appreciate