Felicitations to the Hill Country and the Grammer Po-lice.
Trust there will many happy returns of your natal anniversary, today. Wish we could share some schnitzel und wurst, again, in Fredericksburg
Forgive me. but The Dusty Archives revealed this somewhat less than Magnum Opus . . . for your amusement (I hope). It's aged
reasonably well in the cask, since 2001.
Who is this “Kbear”, this Grammar Guru?
He’s one of the Founders of our trusty TeeEss.
Whose musical talents and great software skills,
Are mixed, where he dwells, midst the hills . . . down in Tex--us.
Yet, as do all of the rest-of-us, not there in Tex--us
Even Kbear has a birth-day . . .‘tis today . . . to enjoy,
So let’s add our greetings, our Hip, Hip Hoorays!
To those from his daughter, his wife and twin boys!
Hey, Kbear, do give us a present, please do,
A “Pass”, if you will, on our grammar boo-boos.
We really will try to not grate on your ears
When, in posts to the board, our English we skew.
Just for today, and tomorrow, do pardon
The occasional slip-up, in syntax and such.
For our hearts are quite pure, you know that, you do,
So hold the 10 lashes, and simply retouch.