Hilarious! Good to know I can
usually do
some things better than a robot! Probably less humorous to the DARPA people...
I'm not sure where YT hides it's settings, but some time ago I opted for HTML5 viewing. It works about 95% of the time, but sometimes tells me I don't have an HTML5 capable browser.
It also usually requires a couple of extra clicks; click the "HTML5" notice, click the play button, etc.