OT. Signs of the Times

[jb]

* Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

* On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

* On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

* Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

* Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."

* In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"

* Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick
your nose!"

* On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

* In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."

* On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

* At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."

* In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."

jb

[ljocampo]