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When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« on: March 31, 2019, 07:14:03 AM »
Just because......  :toothgrin:

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2019, 09:25:44 AM »
...and why isn't the driver waring a seat belt??!!! :whoosh: :laughhard:

I'm betting tomorrow is going to be a "bad day" for that lady. :yes:

Perhaps she works for M$?!
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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2019, 07:15:30 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019, 08:47:46 AM »
Maybe just the right size for Albie?
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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 11:48:43 AM »
Newt.  Definitely Newt.

Albie has grown.  He is nearly a Big Boy.  Newt will never grow.  He can't rule the world if he doesn't look small and cute.

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 01:44:45 PM »
Sorry about the mix-up. At age 88, it's hard to keep track of who is which.

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2019, 11:37:45 AM »
No worries.  xx

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2019, 01:30:10 PM »
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION! Childhood vaccinations cause adults! :yes:

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2019, 11:43:51 AM »
Funny you should ask.  A certain member on here (thank you Highmac) wrote the leaflet that will be handed out to visitors explaining the Minions.....



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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2019, 01:57:23 PM »
Love the leaflet! Love the Minions! Kuddo's to Highmac for helping.

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2019, 04:43:57 AM »
He was/is brilliant.  Really good leaflet.  Much better than I could do or even think of.  I sat with the photos and made the most awful one up and realised very quickly that as Highmac had kindly offered, he got the job! 

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2019, 10:49:58 AM »
Aw shucks (as they used to say in comics... ) stop it, you're making me blush

It was a pleasure to do it and hope it helps the minions.
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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2019, 11:17:48 AM »
Makes me want to go "Meet the  Minions." Checked on air fares to Aberdeen on SAS. About $2000 (US) each way. Not gonna happen. Sorry!

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2019, 11:49:57 AM »
And a quick search indicates a one-hour flight from Aberdeen to Lerwick is "from £150" (around $200 US at present exchange rates). But well worth the money :D
To clarify - the words are all from Frances; I just did the fancy stuff :)

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Re: When you have absolutely NO sense of humour
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2019, 05:15:56 PM »
Everyone welcome.  George visited a few years back. It was lovely to meet him and his family.