Silly spam emails during COVID-19

[Paddy]

Let's have some fun and post the silliest spam emails we've gotten lately. (These weren't in my inbox - a client received these). Do remove any unsafe web addresses (leave off the .com)

The Illuminati are on WhatsApp! I had no idea it was so easy to join!

Reply-To: greatilluminatitemple03(at)aol.com

Hello, Do you want to join the great Illuminati brotherhood to become rich, famous and protected in life, join us today and kick out your financial problems, And also stay protected aginst corona virus .  if you wish to become a member of the Illuminati CONTACT US NOHW email: greatilluminatitemple03@aol.com or contact via whatapps : +13235084782

Warren Buffett wants to give you money! (and so do the IMF, the UN and WHO, according to emails received this morning)

Hi,

My name is Warren E. Buffett an American business magnate, investor and philanthropist. am the most successful investor in the world. I believe strongly in‘giving while living’ I had one idea that never changed in my mind ? that you should use your wealth to help people and i have decided to give {$1,500,000.00} One Million Five Hundred Thousand United Dollars, to randomly selected individuals worldwide. On receipt of this email, you should count yourself as the lucky individual.

Your email address was chosen online while searching at random. Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience before i travel to japan for my treatment , so I know your email address is valid. Email me.(scottoffice0011@yahoo.co.jp)

Thank you for accepting our offer, we are indeed grateful You Can Google my name for more information: Warren Buffett OR You visit my website https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett

God bless you.
Best Regard
Mr.Warren E. Buffett Billionaire investor

(visit my website…the wikipedia page. That, and the email address, and the sign-off.)

And if you DO get scammed, we have your back. Just don't tell the FBI. Or anyone else.

Dear Beneficiary

The International Monetary Fund Annual Compensation from USA. The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is compensating some scam victims and your email address was found in the scam victims list. This Money Gram®?office has been mandated by the IMF to transfer your compensation to you via Money Gram®?

Money Transfer.

However, we have concluded to affect your own payment through MoneyGram®?Money Transfer, 3000.00 pay day until the total sum of $1.5 Million United States is completely transferred to you the receiver. We cannot be able to send the payment with your email address alone, we are hereby needed your information to where we will be sending the funds.

Here is the information to pick up your first payment of $3000 through Money Gram store close to you.

Money Reference Number (REF): 638 330 30
Sender's First Name: John
Sender's Last Name: Fleming
MTCN:# 638 330 30 (Track the MTCN by visiting:::::::::https://secure.moneygram.com/track)

You Can Text or Call once you fill below Information
Receivers name)............
(Country)..................... ..
(Address)..................... ...........
(Phone Number).....................
(Occupation ).....................
(Your Age).......................... ........
(ID copy)............. ..................
(Your Email Address)...................

NOTE: That your payment files will be returned to the IMF within 24hours if we did not hear from you because this was the instruction given to us by the IMF office here in USA. We will start the transfer as soon as we received your information. You are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this
message for any reason what so ever because the US FBI is already on trace of the criminals from Africa.

NOTICE: To text or call this office for any question.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Esther Jessica
Manager Director for Money Gram California USA.
Office Tel: +18672922178 Text ME on Whats app +18672922178
Email:estherjessica220@gmail.com

(note: the phone number is a mobile # for the Northwest Territories, Nunavut or the Yukon.)

[Xairbusdriver]

One Million Five Hundred Thousand United Dollars

Does that mean they are all glued together?!

virus .  if

Must be using an old version of Word!

CONTACT US NOHW

At last I've found someone with fewer spelling skills than me!

scottoffice0011@yahoo.co.jp

Looks like he already has a Japanese domain. That could come in handy while he's there for "treatment".

you Can Text or Call once you fill below Information

Darn! I'm no longer employed! That means I can't fill out the needed info. I guess I'll have to kiss the "$1.5 Million" good bye! Maybe I can claim it against my Federal Income Tax... for the rest of my life... and my children's lives... and my Grand-children's and ...

(note: the phone number is a mobile # for the Northwest Territories, Nunavut or the Yukon.)

I'd probably live in CA too, if that's my other choice!

From some of the responses to the "ingest/inject disinfectant" announcement, I'd say there are still a vast n umber of illiterates among us. However, that may be the only thing that saved them from believing these SCAMs. I am still getting emails from people reading the SCAMs I posted on my MailScamAlert site from folks who ask me how they can get the junk they were promised for a "contribution". "Red flags" don't seem to be enough for them to read my warnings. Maybe I should make them bigger and an i m a t e  d  !

[jchuzi]

I am getting emails that are purportedly forwarded from someone I know, but the sender's address is unknown to me. The message is something like "I forgot to forward this to you" (and nothing else) and there is a shortened link. Of course, I immediately trash them.

Is anyone else seeing this?

[Xairbusdriver]

No wonder you aren't answering me!!! I guess I'll just keep the millions I got from a long-lost uncle I didn't know about in Bulgaria!

[kimmer]

Look at all the money I've been awarded. 😍 Plus a BMW! I'll reply right away.

Mary Debra <sosmed@some spammy site>
   
Thu, Apr 30, 6:59 PM (17 hours ago)
   
to Recipients

Accredited BMW Lottery awarded has been allocated in your favor The Sum of $3,500,000.00USD and 2019 BMW Car on the ongoing BMW lottery combination Contact Info.

Name: Mrs Mary Debra
Email: mary_debra@aol dot com

[Xairbusdriver]

I knew if you held on to that AOL account something would happen! Looks like the creditors now know what your new name is, however!! Maybe that 3,500,000.00 dollars will help there.