.... you use this thing:
A friend of mine bought it for me when she was in New Orleans. A Voodoo Mac!
You use white needles to protect your own computer and black needles to curse your enemy's computer.
This is what you can protect yourself against (or attack your enemy with):
Lightning storm
Bad disk
Bad block
Forgot password
File damaged
Unimplemented trap
Trapped in web
Sparks & smoke
Earthquake
Power failure
Printer jam
What's that smell?
Company changes platform
Magnets
Accidental delete
RTFM
Software documentation in foreign language
Baud barf
Mouse trapped
Cable failure
Network down
Fatal virus
Incompatible format
Spill coffee on keyboard
File corrupted
Unspecific error
Hacker attack
System conflict
Fan dead
Disk full
Input error
Flamed
Software obsolete
Insufficient memory
Keyboard locked up
File not found
/Petra
PS, now why did the "Fan dead" not work? Hmmmm....