I couldn't help but be reminded of
Frances when I heard about the Irishman who threatened to walk 156 miles to the nearest Apple repair Centre. He claimed that would be faster than waiting for Apple to make good on its promise to replace his G5 iMac. Apple made <
"amends"> ", I guess. Not sure I'd want the hassle of the Intel processor and the pain of updating everything...
Anyway, this is one of the tamer discussions at ars; some comments are very amusing, even!