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Offline gunug

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« on: August 29, 2006, 09:39:22 AM »
The other Spam, the one in the can!

http://www.kbeamer.com/spam_haiku.html

A favorite:

My friend pork shoulder
I return to you. this time
I've brought mayonnaise


Ah, my misspent youth!   smile.gif
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2006, 10:52:41 PM »
Nigeria calls
 with vow of untold riches.
 Spam and egg on face.

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2006, 02:47:16 AM »
Oh, yeah that's right there; who'd have thought of adding eggs!   biggrin.gif
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 01:47:18 AM »
Laughed out loud at some of his Slightly bent Hawaiian phrases....

Trust Al and RHP will check this out smile.gif
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2006, 09:33:13 AM »
Apparently he changes what page loads over time or randomly!  It's all fun stuff though!   biggrin.gif

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How tenderly you have nudged my buttocks with your beach bag.
    Nani ka pa lihi o kena 'eke holoholo i hope o'u nei.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2006, 09:34:30 AM by gunug »
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