Heh! Too funny. My mom, of all people, taped a list very similar to this in her favorite cookbook. When I asked her about it, she said she kept it there to remind her to be herself and the world be da*ned.
The only thing I truly agree with on that list is "Don't greet him with complaints and problems." I always made it a point to greet Sneakers with a hug/kiss/smile. His job was stressful in it's own right and the fact he came home alive and in one piece every day was reason for me to rejoice.
Besides, when I'd been gone anywhere (work or off playing), I wanted to be greeted in a nice fashion when I returned home - not hit with, "I plugged up the dishwasher."