OT: Mujibar

[sandyman]

Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a call centre near you.

[Gregg]

Lots of folks in these parts say "Y'ello!" when picking up the phone. It must be a marriage of New Yorker and Midwesterner.... a combo form of "Yeah, whaddya want?" and "Hello".