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Offline RHPConsult

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« on: December 13, 2006, 10:34:13 AM »
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Snowman


It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

Wearing white is always appropriate.

Winter is the best of the four seasons.

It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

We're all made up of mostly water.

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

Avoid yellow snow.

Don't get too much sun.

It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

Always put your best foot forward.

There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 11:09:50 AM »
Smoking can be hazardous to your health if you actually light up and inhale! eek2.gif

Most body details are not important.

Life is short, make the most of it.

From dust we come, to dust we go. ( snowflake nuclei are dust specks )
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 12:04:26 PM »
If you can't see your feet, how are ya 'sposed to know which one is the best? dntknw.gif
Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Cupertino can have better TV reception.

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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 02:41:54 PM »
QUOTE(Gregg @ Dec 13 2006, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you can't see your feet, how are ya 'sposed to know which one is the best? dntknw.gif
That's right! Furthermore, if you can put your best foot forward, you have at least three feet.

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 03:06:34 PM »
Picky, picky.

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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2006, 10:29:56 AM »
QUOTE("D76")
...if you can put your best foot forward, you have at least three feet...
I protest! I have a 'best foot' and I put it forward 50% of the time when walking or running ( although rarely done )! And I absolutely do not have more than two feet! The fact that you are ignorant about which of your feet is 'best' is no excuse for using incorrect generali(z/s)ations about the knowledge of others! I may take this up with the SPCA! rant.gif now where is my stockpile of snowballs...
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION! Childhood vaccinations cause adults! :yes:

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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2006, 12:07:47 PM »
Jim, I suggest you ask your better half about this...
Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Cupertino can have better TV reception.