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« on: May 11, 2007, 04:32:11 AM »
It's probably obvious that I'm sometimes a bit "out there" and that I'm probably a poster child for the perversity of nature.  But this guy Richard Wiseman has written a book on the subject of Quirkology:

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John Trinkaus of the Zicklin School of Business in the City University of New York studies ordinary people going about their everyday lives - a rich seam for quirkological research, as you might imagine. One of his specialities is the study of minor acts of dishonesty and antisocial behaviour. In his 25 years of research, one demographical group has come to stand out above all others as being most likely to push boundaries and break rules. These are not disaffected teenagers nor Italian football hooligans. They are women van drivers.

Trinkaus's important sociological finding is perhaps best illustrated by his extensive work covertly monitoring a supermarket's "10 items or fewer" checkout over a span of nine years. As many of us may have seen for ourselves, Trinkaus found that some shoppers using this lane had more than 10 items. Some cunningly placed their items in groups of 10 and paid for each group separately. Trinkaus found that about 80 per cent of all the supermarket lane cheats were female van drivers.

This is by no means the only time that these women have been linked with small-scale social transgressions. Trinkaus has also shown that 96 per cent of women van drivers break the speed limit, compared with 86 per cent of male ones, and in one study, a staggering 99 per cent of female van drivers failed to come to a complete stop at a T-junction with a stop sign, compared with 94 per cent of the total.


 oops.gif I don't know that I entirely agree with everything said above (my wife drives a van and I don't think she would ever drive weird or take a cart with more than 10 through that lane at the supermarket) but I think it probably should be studied.  This is in the New Scientist:

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/being-...ky-species.html

On the subject of the funniest joke:

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In 2001 I joined forces with the British Association for the Advancement of Science in a search for the world's funniest joke (see World's funniest joke revealed). The experiment involved people from all over the world posting their jokes onto a website and rating the submissions of others. Early on in the study, someone entered the following:

"There were two cows in a field. One said: 'Moo.' The other one said: 'I was going to say that.'"

We decided to enter this joke into the archive several times, using different animals and noises. Two tigers said "Grr", two dogs "Woof", and so on. Would one animal and noise be rated better than another? The joke rated the funniest was:

"Two ducks were sitting in a pond. One of the ducks said: 'Quack.' The other duck said: 'I was going to say that.'"

Interestingly, the "k" sound (or the "hard c"), as heard in "quack" and "duck", has long been seen in the comedy world as especially funny. Why? It may be down to a rather odd psychological phenomenon known as "facial feedback". When people feel happy they smile, but some evidence suggests that the mechanism also works in reverse: smiling makes people feel happy.

In 1988, psychologist Fritz Strack of the University of Würzburg, Germany, asked two groups of people to judge how funny they found some cartoons. In one group, each person held a pencil between their teeth without it touching their lips, which forced a smile. The other group were asked to hold the pencil with their lips (not using their teeth), forcing a frown.

The results revealed that people experience the emotion associated with their expressions. Those with a forced smile felt happier, and found the cartoons funnier than those who were forced to frown. The hard "k" often forces the face to smile (say "quack"), which may explain why the sound is associated with happiness. Whatever the explanation, if you want to make someone feel happy, offer them a cookie, not a sandwich, and a Coke, not a Pepsi.


More on the subject of Quirky people!  This other guy (Chad Orzel) is apparently trying to explain Quantum Theory to his dog:

http://scienceblogs.com/principles/2007/05...many_treats.php

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"What do you mean, decoherence?"

"Well, say I did have a piece of steak here-- stop wagging your tail, it's a hypothetical-- quantum mechanics says that if I dropped it on the floor, then picked it back up, there could be an interference between the wavefunction describing the bit of steak that fell and the wavefunction describing the bit of steak that didn't fall. Because, of course, there's only a probability that I'd drop it, so you need both bits."

"What would that mean?"

"Well, the steak would probably produce some sort of interference pattern. I'm not really sure what that would look like. The point is, though, it doesn't really matter. The steak is constantly interacting with its environment-- the air, the desk, the floor--"

"The dog!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 07:33:55 AM »
Cut it out! You're killing me! It's crazy, it's creepy; quit I say! cool.gif

P.S. My wife drives the van. (I get the compact 'cause I have farther to go.) I'm sure she never cheats in the express lane, but she does drive over the speed limit. If I got her some lighter footwear, she'd probably end up rolling through those stop signs!
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 08:02:44 AM »
What I want to know is... how do these people get jobs that mean just standing or sitting around watching other people for years on end?  huh.gif

Researchers conclude that the whole world is walking faster following their study, according to this BBC report.
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Researchers in 35 city centres timed how long it took 70 people unencumbered by phones, shopping and companions to walk 60 feet.

So on the basis of watching 2,450 people walk 60 feet each they can draw conclusions about the world's entire population.

"Here lads, I've just had a great idea for getting a trip to cities all round the world and having taxpayers foot the bill..."

I just wish I'd thought of it first smile.gif
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 12:04:10 PM »
Speaking of standing around and taxpayers footing the bill....

A local TV station staked out a City building and observed our civil "servants" taking smoking breaks; outside, of course. Near the end of the day, the reporter and camera person approached the "workers".

Takin' a smoke break?

Yeah, we just come out here for a few minutes.

But we've been watching. This is the 10th time you've been out here today.

What? puts cigarette out and slinks back into the building

Gotcha!
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 01:10:07 AM »
Walking fast in some cities is only a means of self-preservation.  smile.gif


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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 03:56:19 AM »
I'm working on an Eagle project for my younger boy on the grounds of the school that houses my office.  We cleaned up thousands of cigarette butts in this area and I know that every one of them was the result of one of those five minute breaks (10 a day sounds conservative for some of these guys).  This is a "smoke free" school zone but these guys are addicted!  We've got school kids that go across the street to do their smoking.  I'm not a smoker, I've lost 3 grandparents and a father to those things and I don't like it but I know "I" am not going to change these people or stop them.  This is the smoking quirk; the monkey they've got on their backs.  It's also not about smoking entirely, it's about not looking the job in the face for those 10 five minute breaks every day.  There is hard work and soft work but all of it is something that is better tolerated by taking these breaks.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 06:11:24 AM »
Reminds me of an office I worked in years back which was no-smoking before it became mandatory.  The smokers would go off together for a break and one colleague would join them, saying "I'm off for a non-smoking break..." and stand chatting with them smile.gif
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 11:23:38 AM »
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if you want to make someone feel happy, offer them a cookie, not a sandwich, and a Coke, not a Pepsi
I thought the idea was to 'force' the face into a 'smile'. dntknw.gif While "cookie" can do that ( heck, I smile just thinking about one! ). But it would seem that "Pepsi" is better at that than "Coke". Thinking.gif Personally, I prefer Dr. Pepper...

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 04:31:56 PM »
If I may butt in again.... Speaking of those butts: a lady at work was on a clean up patrol last month and they picked up thousands of them along the lakefront. If you pay attention, you'll notice that cigarette butts are the #1 litter item. They're small, but there are millions of 'em out there. It burns me to see people just flick them on the sidewalk as if they disappear or something! Those people need a kick in the you know what.
Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Cupertino can have better TV reception.