Great joke! I got a real CHARGE out of it.
Maybe one reason it's so funny to me is because I go in tomorrow to have my cardiac pacemaker replaced. After nearly eleven years, its battery is almost dead. The device has put itself into "reset" mode, which is basically an energy-saving strategy which results in less than full functionality. But at least it allows the doctors and me a little time for diagnosis and remediation.
By tomorrow evening, I expect to be hitting on all cylinders again.
Will report back in soonas.
Joe