Nice one, Dick...
Reminds me of a true story told by neighbours.
He and his wife had been discussing how they would share out a big Lotto win. Each declared how much they would give to each brother and sister, nieces, nephews, etc. However, since the wife came from a much larger family than the husband this degenerated into an argument about one side getting more than the other....
They told us that this became quite a heated row before common sense prevailed and they decided they would share the winnings 50/50; each could then give what they liked to who they liked.
They were laughing as they told us all this and, when we asked why, they admitted: "We don't actually play the Lotto because we don't agree with gambling"