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Offline Texas Mac Man

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A Song for Embattled Windows Users
« on: February 10, 2009, 12:14:14 PM »
Embattled Windows users and smug Mac users may possibly be amused by this song:

A Windows User's Lament

and also by the only singing Mac manual in existence:

The GarageBand Song (a redneck's manual)

Scroll down each page to read the lyrics while the song is playing.

Turn up your sound & enjoy.
Cheers, Tom

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 01:49:10 PM »
Nice one Tom
George

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 05:54:56 PM »
Hey, George, could you understand those singers?! They seemed to have some kind of speech defect... dntknw.gif

Maybe someone needs to add another comment and ask the last poster on the first song exactly what the name of that (or any) Mac 'virus' he's found or heard of that's available 'in the wild.' dntknw.gif "Trojans," yes. "Virus," only in the laboratory. clap.gif
« Last Edit: February 10, 2009, 05:55:09 PM by Xairbusdriver »
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION! Childhood vaccinations cause adults! :yes:

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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 03:31:24 AM »
Jim, 'fraid I resorted to "concentrated listening" but needed  the words to be there and then it was a case "look and listen"
How anyone can devote their time to composing such drivel I'll never know.
George
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 10:09:24 AM »
"DRIVEL!" HA! I suppose they said the same thing to young Mr. Bach...oh well, at least I know Art when I see him!
« Last Edit: February 11, 2009, 10:10:13 AM by Xairbusdriver »
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION! Childhood vaccinations cause adults! :yes:

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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 05:49:00 PM »
Does someone need to take a chill pill here rofl.gif ?
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 05:51:54 PM by Buck »

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2009, 09:07:58 AM »
Does chilli now come in "pills?!" I have some powder... rofl.gif Actually, I prefer my wife's recipe which makes a less 'firey' but much sweeter and flavorful chilli, but that's just me, I guess... smile.gif
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION! Childhood vaccinations cause adults! :yes:

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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2009, 09:15:25 AM »
and we like you just the way you are.
George