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Humor: Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion
« on: August 29, 2012, 01:26:23 PM »
Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins
http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple...s-coins-294795/
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 09:32:51 PM by kimmer »
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 02:52:00 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2012, 04:43:19 PM »
Dammit!  I so wanted it to be true!  LOL!

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Humor: Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2012, 02:33:43 AM »
QUOTE(Texas Mac Man @ Aug 29 2012, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins
http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple...s-coins-294795/


Just for giggles, I did a rough, back-of-the-envelope estimate of what it would take to pay a billion dollars in nickels.

A billion dollars in nickels is 20 billion nickels, or roughly 64 nickels for every man, woman, and child in the entire United States. That is almost the entire number of nickels in circulation; the total number of nickels that exists is estimated by the Treasury Department to be around 25 billion or so.

A nickel weighs a sixth of an ounce, so 20 billion nickels weighs in at 208,333,333 pounds, or 104,167 tons, give or take a few hundred pounds. In the United States, a tractor trailer is permitted to weigh no more than 80,000 pounds by law. A typical tractor trailer rig weighs in at roughly 20,000 pounds, leaving no more than 60,000 pounds for cargo. (Most commercial truckers won't haul more than 50,000 pounds, but we'll go with the 60,000 pound limit.)

At 60,000 pounds per truck, a billion dollars in nickels would require 3,473 trucks. Since a semi trailer is 53 feet long (not including the cab), the trailers, lined up end to end with no cabs, would make a row of trucks roughly 35 miles long.

I did a quick Web search to see what the shipping cost would be. From Samsung's US headquarters to Cupertino, home of Apple, the cheapest rate I could find on my quick-and-dirty search was $503 per half ton, or $104,792,002. That's about $105 million in shipping charges, though I bet a job this size might qualify for a bulk discount.

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2012, 08:46:56 AM »
I think the Guardian may have updated its story since Tom posted that link because I don't remember reading this final bit first time round.
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The story appears to have originated on "humour" site 9gag, which Mobile Entertainment describes succinctly as "a place normally reserved for z-list memes and screenshots of Facebook statuses." Yup, this one fits that.
The story actually originated on El Deforma, described (by many) as "an Onion-like Mexican website" - that is, specialising in fake news. Here's the original; I'm grateful to Maria Figueroa, who first pointed this out to me.
She also pointed out that the site has a "tip of the day", which on Wednesday had the advice: "Si vas a plagiar noticias, no uses un sitio de noticias falsas como fuente." Or In English: "If you're going to steal news, make sure not to use a fake news site as a source."
Advice that Yahoo News could have taken. Oops.

There are various live links on that page.

Looking at Tacit's calculations it seems the Guardian's maths man forgot to subtract the weight of the unladen rig from the 80,000 lb weight limit.
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A nickel weighs 5g. It would take 2,755 18-wheeler trucks (max legal tare 80,000 lbs) to carry the money.


Still, not as big a mistake as Yahoo News made biggrin.gif
« Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 08:47:47 AM by Highmac »
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2012, 11:33:57 AM »
Wouldn't be easier and a whole lot cheaper to use that "Square®" device stuck into an iPhone? Although I suppose Samsung would rather use the Android-based app. dntknw.gif I'm sure even their 'designers' could use the device, my wife uses it on her iPhone selling things for an organization she helps. I'm jist sayin' tongue.gif
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