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Offline Bill

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« on: October 02, 2003, 01:43:03 AM »
I don't consume (you wouldn't believe how many times I tried to type the other word for booze) ... any kind of drugs that fogs the mind.
Life is too short.
I'm sooooo drunk!!!
Three bottles of mikalop  <-yeah right! did me in!

You know the reason why.  

On top of that my neighbors oldest doughtier is going to become a mother with a real live true blue husband!!!!

Try playing pool with (me the drunk) telling the new guy watch out for mother-in-laws when ... guess who hands me a another bottle of suds.

I'm in deep sh*t <-see! I did that on my own ..... I'm doomed!

with luck <- somebody capitalize that 'W' for me .... Everyone will say Bill Who?

If not Dreambird, do you by chance have room for my sorry a*s <-Jennie! Krissell! Would quit converting me into some kind of polite, honest extremely good looking might as will add modest, trustworthy,helpfull ....... I'm about to sell a buick .... place to park my butt Girl?

Say goodnight gracie.
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2003, 05:46:01 AM »
Thank goodness that Sherlock has a translation channel.  Thinking.gif
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2003, 09:41:58 AM »
alcohol>Michelob>guy talk>mother-in-law joke>New mother-in-law standing directly behind>new mother-in-law thinks "Hey, he's already gone, I'll add to tomorrow's regrets." hee-hee

Congratulations to new parents to be; Bill, please extend my regards.....in person.  Nothing like the day afer the night before to find out just how much one must aplogize VOE
« Last Edit: October 02, 2003, 09:45:25 AM by jepinto »
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2003, 01:12:47 PM »
Golly Bill... you sure do get yourself into some eeerrm... situations don't ya?  jawdrop.gif  ohmy.gif  huh.gif

I wish I could help but I've already rounded up my "hot tub" company for the winter! wink.gif
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2003, 03:43:09 PM »
Forgot to tell ya Jen! I did. smile.gif
What can I say DB. biggrin.gif
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