Don't worry,
kbear, I heard today the an even better item is available, especially useful for some of those 65% of the country who are spending too much time with their computers!
A philosophy student in CA ( where else? ) is offering his life to the highest bidder. He'll review his life history ( only 24 years ) and introduce you to all his friends, family, work place buddies and his ex-girl friend. Plus, you'll get a four-week course on his philosophy! I haven't checked, but there was one bid at $ 5,900 early this morning.
Sounds a little over-priced to me.
But at least you now know where you can "get a life"!
he is an Aussie. And someone actually paid A$7,500.
P.T. Barnum who said it according to