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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1395 on: March 20, 2020, 09:22:45 AM »
Neil, do you know these ladies?

The Battle of Three British Grandmothers! :salute: :thumbup: :clap:
Stop your whining and pass the wine!
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1396 on: March 21, 2020, 08:11:59 AM »
Quote from: Xairbusdriver on March 20, 2020, 09:22:45 AM
Neil, do you know these ladies?

The Battle of Three British Grandmothers! :salute: :thumbup: :clap:
Stop your whining and pass the wine!


No - they are about 180 miles away in what's known to us in the south as "Oop North” :D


They are certainly a merry trio - loved the line about having been together for so long that "we do squabble - that's normal"
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1397 on: March 21, 2020, 10:40:47 AM »
Not sure what "Oop North" means. Perhaps you can enlighten us non-English speakers?

BYT, I edited you raw code a bit, I think I may have made your label bigger than it was supposed to be, I think it was that unusual [size=78%] tag... :wallbash: [/size]
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1398 on: March 21, 2020, 01:55:33 PM »
Those Three British Grandmothers remind me of the song "Older Ladies" by Donnalou Stevens. You can find it on YouTube.
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1399 on: March 21, 2020, 02:30:03 PM »
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You can find it on YouTube.
WHAT?! You want us to spend our precious time searching because you are too lazy to copy and paste a link??!! Are you another of those beach-partying, invincible youngins'???!!! :p :yahoo:
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On the other hand, I'm glad you didn't post a link! This is supposed to be a family-friendly site, ya no!!! :blush-anim-cl: :eek: :Devilish:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1400 on: March 22, 2020, 06:40:59 AM »
Quote from: Xairbusdriver on March 21, 2020, 10:40:47 AM
Not sure what "Oop North" means. Perhaps you can enlighten us non-English speakers?



It's just the way people Up North say "Up North"  :D
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1401 on: March 22, 2020, 09:12:46 AM »
Ah, yes!!! It's sometimes hard to 'spell' accents ('speshuly with spel chekerz :doh: )! But y'all did awlrite! :yes:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1402 on: March 26, 2020, 10:10:05 AM »
I think this sign is in a store in my home state of Arkansas...  :blush-anim-cl: Another example of the difficulties with the "English" language?
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1403 on: March 30, 2020, 06:32:15 AM »
A man was walking on the streets of Salt Lake City. Upon passing a church, he heard the most exquisite musical sounds emanating from the doorway. Upon entering, he saw a group of people who were obviously mentally challenged. Each held an iPhone and was tapping on it with a pencil. Apparently the iPhones had been programmed to emit a particular note when tapped, and the people were working like an orchestra to coordinate the notes.

He asked a listener who these people were. The listener replied, "What!? You never heard of the Moron Tap-An-Apple Choir?"
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1404 on: March 30, 2020, 10:10:44 AM »
Heard a Dr. on TV say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives. So I looked through the house to find all the things i've started but hadn't finished...
so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum x  :yahoo:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1405 on: March 30, 2020, 10:58:55 AM »
Little boy was asked by his teacher if he could spell 'bananas'.


Yes, I know how to spell it... I just don't know when to stop  :toothgrin:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1406 on: April 02, 2020, 06:02:03 AM »
Why didn’t Handel go shopping?

Because he was baroque...
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1407 on: April 02, 2020, 06:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Highmac on April 02, 2020, 06:02:03 AM
Why didn’t Handel go shopping?

Because he was baroque...
That's really bad. I insist that you take it Bach. If you don't, you should go into Haydn. Just so everyone knows, I'm keeping a Chopin Liszt of all these musical posts when I go to the store.
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1408 on: April 02, 2020, 09:57:26 AM »
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1409 on: April 02, 2020, 09:59:40 AM »
...I think I'm beating my head on one of those "posts" right N-ouw! :wallbash:
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