Hodgeman's great fun - I've enjoyed him on the Daily Show too.
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Well, next time someone knocks on your door, just make sure it's not an eel, staring balefully at you.
Yeah, I get my share of that as well. But unlike colonial-era Americans, I think I know why the eel is staring angrily at me. That makes it a little bit easier to tolerate. They’re all PC users.