QUOTE
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
I like that one; it's going into my Eudora signature list.
Here are a few:
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur."
(Anything in Latin sounds profound.)
"It is not the poet but what he observes that is revealed as obscene."
Lawrence Ferlinghetti on Allen Ginsberg's poem "Howl"
“Les cimetières sont pleins de gens irremplaçables.”
(The cemeteries are full of irreplaceable people.)
Old French Saying
(I hope that this one is OK for a PG-rated forum! I don't know why it makes me laugh, but it does...)
"Heterosexuals say "our side of the fence is right and your
side is wrong." Homosexuals say "your side of the fence is wrong
and our side of the fence is right." Bisexuals say "Oooh, this
fence feels good."