It left out a lot kris but then, if i posted the good ones ...well I'll leave it up to y'all to find your own laughs.
Careful, don't touch those links. Hey, there's links on kimmers site too so be very careful out there in webworld it's got links. MotherJone's is a very contagious site, it's got cooties.
Speaking of links check out the right side Juan's site.
http://www.juancole.com/ he's got cooties too!
or
Congress Raises Executive Minimum Wage To $565.15/Hr
WASHINGTON, DC—Congress approved a bill to increase the executive minimum wage from $515.15 to $565.15 an hour, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) announced Monday. The move marks the first increase in the wage since 1997. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30002"Warning this is the-onion and if it makes you cry and gives you bad breath it can't be good for you, so please don't touch the links. "
I'm sorry is Tom Delay a swear word? Is Texas? I didn't say it but I take full responsibility for all the hospital costs and psychodrama that these words create. If you go to a site and a link jumps out of the screen and bites you, send me the bill. If a site that I post teaches you something new about sex, religion or politics, I apologize.
Zeus came to me in the bathroom, where all real gods appear to me and he told me that he was a republican operative in drag. I can't tell you how surprised I was, I mean geeze, how lucky can a guy get? I'll bet there's only a handful of people in the world that sees gods in bathrooms. I'm sort of glad I don't see them in baloney sandwiches like some folks; I get choked up at the thought alone.
When I said baloney, I didn't mean like baloney, I meant baloney, you know, and when I said sandwiches, I didn't mean sand witches because this is a Christian site and any thoughts of sand witches would traumatize the viewers into looking over their shoulders for broom closets moving in to steal their crucifixes.
Let's see, nah, let's not.....have fun!
