Had to laugh out loud at this one:
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Better yet, let me discover animal husbandry and agriculture, as well as fire, a compass and sextant to navigate the spice routes, metallurgy to create cutlery and cooking utensils, and ceramic kilns to make my plate, too.
You lazy people with your 21st century.
Gotta' go eat dinner, if I can find anything. Judy has left me, again!
Like a bad nickel, however, she keeps coming back!
Some day she's gonna' get smart and keep driving!
Maybe I'l make one of those Lemon Ice Box pies...