Got one of these spams a long time ago.
I know I shouldn't of responded but I wasn't in the greatest of moods that day.
My reply back was
Sample this
For months, never heard from them.
Until last night!
-Sorry it took so long too get back. You see I've been living on a private island with three lovely women ...... blah blah- into the tired old sales pitch again.
This time SpamCop got the nod.