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Offline RHPConsult

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« on: July 21, 2003, 11:46:26 AM »
Better check this out, fast . . .

Buy low; sell high
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2003, 03:42:49 PM »
omg ohmy.gif that can't be possible in USA? is it? noooooooo unsure.gif
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2003, 04:15:47 PM »
If it was possible, we'd be paying our rent or property taxes to Bill Gates.  wink.gif
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2003, 04:33:55 PM »
It's called a "running gag", Marcel.

A couple of years ago there was a very official-appearing Press Release purportedly from "Microsoft" describing the pending purchase by Mr. Gates and his minions of the Vatican! laugh.gif

M$, as I recall, subsequently had to issue a "retraction" of something they/it hadn't distributed in the first instance.  nono.gif

Ah, satire . . .  harhar.gif
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2003, 07:50:59 AM »
What did Della wear? Please tell me, I'm unaware.  Thinking.gif
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2003, 11:45:04 AM »
QUOTE(ljocampo @ Jul 21 2003, 11:15 PM)
If it was possible, we'd be paying our rent or property taxes to Bill Gates.  wink.gif

 Hahahaha laugh.gif
Shhhhh, don't give him any ideas now... but we can just hope Bill doesn't visit apple bulletin boards wink.gif

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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2003, 10:44:38 PM »
We don't have to worrry about being taken over here in New Jersey.

We were bought out years ago...

... by the mob.

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2003, 12:01:13 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2003, 02:05:18 PM »
QUOTE(krissel @ Jul 22 2003, 8:44 PM)
We don't have to worrry about being taken over here in New Jersey.

We were bought out years ago...

... by the mob.

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 Here it's called realtors (no offense Jen). smile.gif
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2003, 02:37:03 PM »
ljocampo: "If it was possible, we'd be paying our rent or property taxes to Bill Gates."

RHP: "A couple of years ago there was a very official-appearing Press Release purportedly from "Microsoft" describing the pending purchase by Mr. Gates and his minions of the Vatican!"

Remember this pic Dreambird. biggrin.gif
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2003, 08:36:10 PM »
Well, I guess it's 'bout time to make everyone upset/smile . . .choose one . . .

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2003, 08:42:43 PM »
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I'll bet all the non-USA Folks feel left out. smile.gif
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2003, 09:05:52 PM »
LOL  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif
Dern you guys are Comedians LOL  Good, I needed that!  thanx.gif
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2003, 06:44:24 AM »
QUOTE(Bill @ Jul 23 2003, 3:05 PM)
Here it's called realtors (no offense Jen). smile.gif

 None taken.  I'm one of the "good ones". wink.gif
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2003, 07:44:52 AM »
QUOTE(krissel @ Jul 22 2003, 9:44 PM)
We don't have to worrry about being taken over here in New Jersey.

We were bought out years ago...

... by the mob.

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 In Milwaukee, the perpetrator is Walgreens.  police.gif
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Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Cupertino can have better TV reception.
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