Oh, I got one like that, and I went to Africa with some 'friends' and we got the money. But got arrested too, and spent a few years in jail, but needed to lose weight, and that happened. Did some research on disentary and malaria too, quite interesting. Its a great way to get slim again!
But managed to get out with the money and started a business selling weight loss scams to people on the internet, and got some pretty funny things to happen.
But alas, I got put in jail again, and am in an American jail, and its wonderful, Ive gained all my fat back, Im up to 489 pounds already, and the food is awesome, I have all sorts of perks and full hospital care and I dont have to spend a cent of the $ I brought back from Africa any more.
Im pretty happy here, though I miss my lovely Lear jet, and my new Maserati.
My new name is Amazing Kone. Or should I spell it Cone?